Reasons I love my bike more than a woman!!

My bike never tells me I'm wrong.

It's always ready for some action.

Never has a headache.

Doesn't matter what time of the month it is.

I can ride it as rough as I want, no complaints.

Can ride it as long as I want, no complaints.

Doesn't mind me riding something else.

Doesn't mind if I fancy my mate's bike.

Mates will even let me ride theirs

Doesn't sulk when I shout at it.

Doesn't cause murder when I trade it in.

Never fails to please me.

Music - 'Born To Be Wild'