Reasons I love My Bike More than a Man!!!!
It's easy to get going.
Doesn't mind if I look at other bikes.
Someone else can look after it without sexual involvement.
It goes as fast or as slow as I want, when I want.
Doesn't mind if I have a headache.
Stops when I've had enough.
Never complains if I ride it wrong.
Never tells me about it's previous owners.
If it goes flat I just charge it up again.
Would never cheat or lie.
Wont go anywhere without me.
And doesn't care if I ride something else!
Music - 'Foxy Lady' Jimmy Hendrix
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